The Unemployed Philosophers Guild

At the Unemployed Philosophers Guild, we like to kill two birds with one stone.* We make people laugh and earn enough money to sit around reading Spinoza and raising our families.

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  Great Gays Out of the Closet Mug

  Add a hot beverage and 14 Great Gays from history come out of the closet!

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  Brief History of Art Mug

  Make your morning coffee a work of art. 17,000 years of art history all on one mug!

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  Yiddish Proverbs Mug

  Fyn a kargn gvir in fet bok genist men ersht nukhn toyt! (A rich miser and a fat goat are of no use until they are dead!) Dozens of extremely amusing Yiddish proverbs adorn this porcelain mug. 10oz. 3 1/4" diameter, 8oz. Dishwasher safe.

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  Mathematical Formulas Mug

  Famous forumulae! 3 3/4" diameter, 12oz. Dishwasher safe.

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  Freudian Sips Mug

  What's a Freudian Sip? When you say one thing but mean your mother! Have no fear about saying what's really on your mind when drinking out of one of these. They're chock full o' nuts! 3 1/4" diameter, 10oz. Dishwasher safe.

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  Shakespearean Love Mug

  The course of true love never did run smooth, wrote Shakespeare. Twenty-one such quotes of love by the bard adorn this mug. Pair it with our Shakespearean Insults mug. 3.5" diameter, 12oz. Dishwasher safe.

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  Naughty Shakespeare Mug

  This mug is down right dirty, if you're in the know. When you're done making "the beast with two backs", have coffee out of one of these and acquaint yourself with the bawdy side of Shakespeare. 3.5" diameter, 12oz. Dishwasher safe.

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  Shakespearean Insults Mug

  Thirty funny Shakespearean insults, direct from the Bard. You should buy this mug, you "clod of wayward marl!" Buy it or we will call you a "foot licker" and "fusty nut with no kernal!" 3.5" diameter, 12oz. Dishwasher safe.

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  Dorothy Parker Martini Glass

  'I like to have a Martini, two at the very most; three, I'm under the table, four I'm under my host!' So quipped Dorothy Parker. We've gone and printed it on an elegant long-stemmed Martini Glass. Attractive gift box included.

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  Disappearing Civil Liberties Mug

  Pour in a hot beverage and watch your civil liberties disappear! Mug features the complete text of the Bill of Rights, but pour in a hot beverage and see what remains thanks to the Patriot Act! 3 1/4" diameter, 10oz.

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  Global Warming Mug

  Have you wondered what the world would look like after the polar ice caps melt? Now see it over a cup of coffee. 3 1/4" diameter, 10oz.

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  Van Gogh Disappearing Ear Mug

  Everyone knows Van Gogh cut off his ear and gave it to his girlfriend. Now we celebrate this mad act of generosity with a new mug. Pour in a hot beverage and watch his ear disappear! Comes in a full color gift box. 3 1/4" diameter, 10 oz.

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  GREAT DRINKERS SHOT GLASSES

  Toss back a few with some legendary literary greats. These writers are as famous for their drinking as they are for their work! Have a drink in the company of Yeats, Oscar Wilde, Dorothy Parker and W.C. Fields. Set of four 1.75 oz. shot glasses. Dishwasher safe.

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